Great Ideas+Bad Memory=Horrible Blog Entries

So I've discovered that I have many ingenious, intelligent, hilarious, witty, and/or profound ideas/thoughts throughout the day, but damn it if I can actually remember anything that pops into my brain. That is why I decided I need to invest in a good journal (equipped with attached pen, or else I would most likely never be able to actually locate a pen to write said thoughts down, thus defeating the entire purpose of buying the journal) to write these little brain babies down (Bahaha! Brain babies. Who says that?). So since I can't remember any of the actually good stuff I had to write here today, I leave you with this.